April FOOL

I am not much of a trickster. On occasion the mood moves me and I will play a small innocent little trick. So today, much to everyone's surprise, including my own...WAIT...especially my own, that mood moved me. Well, not just moved me, it hit me, tackled me, dragged me a few block, and knocked me completely senseless.

I think it all started last night when I was sitting there so innocently joking around with Sydney. The next thing I knew I was calling my Supervisor Sharen's phone # at work and left a message about how my job is too stressful, and I have so much anxiety that it is making me sick, and I just can't deal with it anymore so I quit, all said while fake crying. Then that got me thinking and well.....My poor co-workers suffered from this total lapse in my judgment.

This is what happened, I will list them numerically:

1-I got to work and had Jan call Amy and tell her that I hit her car in the parking lot (doesn't sound so bad, but you see Amy has had her car hit 2 times in that very same parking lot.) I had her going for a minute.

2-I went and put the KY Jelly on the earpiece of all the Doctor's phone's, along with some other random employees. Then made sure that they all answered them sometime that morning. I got every last one of them. Some however weren't as shocked as I would have liked. Apparently it is normal to pick up to phone and then have a wet, gooey ear.

3-Thanks to a tip from Gary, I went around at random and flipped the picture on the computer screen upside down. There were quite a few calls to IT.

4-I also KY-ed some door handles and refrigerator handles. Which got quite a few people.

5-I gave someone a fake phone message and they called the Zoo.

6-I would randomly call extensions and make it go straight to speaker phone and whisper things, yell things, or just breath heavily (I did this to Amy twice when she wasn't by her phone, but Dr. Butler was. So when she came back in the room he informed her that I keep calling and breathing at her....funny)

7-I told a co-worker that worked at the Layton clinic that I sent over some interoffice mail envelopes earlier in the week and sent her on a wild goose chase all over the clinic to find the non-existent envelopes.

I hit everyone in the whole clinic at least once. I had a whole lot of fun with it all, and I thought that I was quite creative. The only mistake that I made was that I did this all in the morning. Which means you have a whole afternoon for retaliation.

This is what happened, I will list them numerically:

1-Instead of KY on the phone they put Hand Sanitizer! Which for those of you who don't know, stings when you put it in your ear.

2- My Diet Coke can was emptied and filled with water.

3-My keyboard and mouse stopped working even though they were plugged in.

4-Sharen e-mailed me and asked me to stop KY-ing people cause multiple people had called and complained to Administration that they were getting goo-ed.

5-All morning and afternoon, each and every Doctor, randomly came into my office or said little things when I passed them in the hallway, that made me think they were all up to something. Which they weren't they just thought it was funny to see me so paranoid.

6-I was asked to run a STAT to the Layton clinic (a normal occurrence). I was however a little suspicious so I double checked with Linda(the lab tech, a person who claims she cannot lie) who told me it was, in fact, a STAT. I went out to my car only to find that there was no car. After a little panicked searching I found it parked in the parking lot across the street. When I went in to find out who moved the car. I found out that it was not a real STAT, go figure.

HOW IS THAT FOR RETALIATION!?!?

I will say this... I do not regret the things I did. They were quite funny, and I was proud of my ingenuity. And even though I was the only one to trick everyone, and everyone else only tricked me. It was worth it and I will take it cause I had an AWESOME day!!!!

PS- For those of you who might be worried. I still have my job.