Let me start with the background story:
A little over two years ago I was walking into work, at Tanner Clinic, and I watched some patients walking past Employee's cars to get into the building. Now I didn't think that was good at all, so I sent out a memo. It basically said park further back to allow the patients to park closer. Now let me just explain that this wasn't a dramatic change, oh no, it was like 5 spaces further than they usually park. Just a little to give to help a little. All I was asking was to walk like 10 more steps.
Well you wouldn't believe the uproar it caused! I am telling you, I swear at one point I saw tar and feathers out of the corner of my eye. They all say they were joking, but man, they were putting up a fight. So ALL DAY I defended my memo. I explained over and over why we shouldn't make the patients walk farther. I am sure that you can imagine all the defenses I had at my disposal. Some examples: A patient may have a broken leg, they may faint cause they are so sick, it is only 10 more freaking steps!!
So after my day of fighting, I head out and walk to my car (in the last stall, farthest from the building, that was a selling point). Do you know what happened?!?! I got Tee-Pee'd!!!!! It wasn't just your standard Tee-Pee either, it was REAL good! Like stuffed in places I didn't know you could stuff toliet paper.
So I march back in there. I accuse the Receptionists (Jan and Leslie), I accuse the Dynamic Duo of Mayhem (Deanna and Becca), I accuse a couple of Doctor's (Dr Stewart, Dr Potter, and Dr Nye (they actually did confess, but they all have alibies, and I know sarcasam when I see it, so I didn't believe them). I accused every other person in that entire building! Nothing! I mean I was laughing my head off, so I am sure that it wasn't cause they were scared. They just didn't say a single word!
Well I would let it drop for a couple of days, but then I brought it back up, and nothing! Well over 2 years have since gone by. I have brought it up many times and accussed everyone over and over again. I had Dr Owen investigate to see what he could find, and sadly He came up with nothing. I hoped that if I brought it up at random times someone might be tricked into confessing. Instead it just gave a couple of people the motivation to Saran Wrap my car. (luckily they were easier to get to confess, Thank you Gary and the Dynamic Duo of Mayhem). I thought it was crazy that someone could keep it for so long.
Here is a picture of that incident

Well there I was Friday at Dinner with Leslie, Deanna, and Becca. The Saran Wrap incident was brought up at some point. Leslie said "Hey Cami, I have a confession......I Tee-Pee'd your car." I almost died! I had a pretty good freak out, and I am sure that people in the resturant thought I was having and episode or something. I never even dreamed that it was innocent little Leslie! She also said that innocent little Jan was her look-out! Man that threw me for a loop! They are GOOD!
So here are the lessons you could learn from this story: be careful of the memos you send, and always go with your first instinct ( I accused them first).
SO here is to LESLIE and JAN!
FOR A JOB WELL DONE!!!